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"CHAMBER CHUCKLES" ...

 

Each month we publish in our newsletter some of the delightful questions that we are asked which, in one way or another, lighten our days. For most of them, the answers are obvious. Others catch the staff a bit off-guard. We include some of them here and hope they might brighten your day a bit as they have ours.

A gentleman called the Chamber wanting information on hotels in the Show Low area. "Is there any hotel in Show Low that will allow me to bring my pet goat?"


A Chamber member called the Chamber office. "I want to order a scotch and water and a bucket of ice and I want it delivered to my office." Apparently he was having a bad day and needed to ventilate so, like many others, he called the Chamber!!


A man came into the office and told us he was looking for an old friend. He said that he knew his first name but could not remember his last. He wanted to know if we would perhaps know a man named Bob something?


A woman walked into the Chamber complaining, "Is it always this cold up here?" We told her it wasn't ... that we have four seasons and it just happened to be the winter season. When asked where she lived she replied, "Minnesota."


"Do you know the address of Maria Gomez?" asked a woman who telephoned the Chamber. We told her that we did not have her address, nor did we even know who she was. We suggested the caller telephone information and probably they would have a telephone number for her so she could get the address. "Well," the woman replied, "I thought the Chamber of Commerce had a people finder book."

 

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